Sunday, 16 January 2011

Have Porsche, will have some fun.

(Photo:taken from
The last week started with the purchase of a second or a third hand
Porsche by President Nonoy which stirred not a few comments on
the private business of PNoy. My FB friend Naomi promised to
invite me sometime to share some myths she knows about Porsche
drivers. Waiting for that date, I would like to spend this
sunny Sunday afternoon to blog some posted stuffs about Porsche.
Enjoy them! And if you contemplate on buying one, I won't hold
it against you. Can I have a hitch, Please?

Porsche Driver Abducts a Child

Published: 18 May 10 13:57 CET
A 47-year-old man is under investigation for abducting a young boy and hauling him to a police station for throwing dandelions at his Porsche, Lower Saxony police reported on Tuesday.
Around 8:10 am on Monday, a local bus driver called emergency services after witnessing a man force a boy into his car in the town of Hittfeld, just south of Hamburg.
But as officers were beginning to start a manhunt for kidnapping, the Porsche driver arrived at the station with a “totally terrified” eight-year-old boy, police spokesman Jan Krüger said in a statement.
The man had reportedly been driving down the street when the boy and another eight-year-old friend threw dandelions at his fancy car.
“Out of rage over this ‘dangerous joke’ the man quickly stopped and dragged one of the boys in his car to bring him to the police,” Krüger said. “He only realised later just how badly he scared both eight-year-olds.”
Both children were “somewhat” comforted by their parents at the station, he added.
Now police have instigated criminal proceedings against the testy Porsche owner for false imprisonment.
Krüger also commended the 50-year-old bus driver for her quick reaction to the incident, saying it would have been vital in the case of real kidnapping.
The Local

And another one below showing who drives Porsche car:


A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of his company’s Northern office in Matlock to show it off to his colleagues up there.
As he is getting out of the car a lorry comes speeding along, far too close, and takes his driver’s door clean off before zooming away.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile 'phone and immediately calls the police.
Five minutes later, the cops arrive, but before the policemen have a chance to ask any questions, the man starts shouting and screaming hysterically, "My Porsche!” he cries. “Just look at my beautiful silver Porsche. It’s ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll never be the same again."
To which the policemen shake their heads in disgust. "We can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," says one. "You lot are so focused on your possessions you don't notice anything else."

The Porsche driver is aghast. "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?"
The policemen reply, "Don't you realise that your arm was torn off at the socket when that truck went past?"
The Londoner looks at the bloody stump by his shoulder for the very first time and screams, "'Aghhhhh! My watch! My watch! Where's my bloody Rolex?"

An acronym for this flashy German car reads:

PORSCHE: Piece of Rubbish Saps Continually High Expense

And the last for a big liberating laugh:

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

K, walang pikonan hah?

1 comment:

Weston CT new porsche said...

I'm confused if I should buy a Porsche. Any advice on where I can buy a used Porsche?